1. Shopping for bras is
tiring, too many Bras to choose from and so little patience to choose.
2. And asking
for help in the fitting room is often a distressing process. The shopping assistant will usually point out with glee that you're
wearing TOTALLY the wrong size, you big idiot, you.
3. You will agree that
the prettiest bras are also the most scratchy and uncomfortable. The Lace may look good, but it's a boob torture device.
4. Most
of the arrangements in bra padding make it look frankly ridiculous. The boobs
is not air car that needs airbag.
5. Then
there's the ones that look awesome on the hanger but give you Madonna
cone-boobs from the side You could take
someone's eyes out with those things.
6. The washing
label always insists on
hand-washing but who can actually be arsed? So your bras get misshapen in no time. Meaning you
need to buy MORE FUDGING BRAS.
7. When
you find the perfect bra, though, you need to stock up so you never
have to live without it. That's the
monthly clothing budget out the window, then.
8. The
trouble is, a decent bra costs MONEY. Why isn't that shit covered by an Insurance policy? The
prevention of sagging boobs is clearly a health issue...
9. If your
weight fluctuates at all, you instantly have to go buy a new bra-drobe and
you will always make a budget for bras
10. Your
perfectly adjusted straps mysterously manage to loosen themselves and fall
down your shoulders all day.
11. When
the underwire rudely stabs you in the armpit, it hurts.
12. And the struggle of quadboob
is HIGHLY real. You often speak to the bra ‘Just
behave’.
13. You
can't wear a thin bra in cold weather, because your nips will
definitely been on show. Hence
the reason chilly weather is also called 'nippy'.
14. It's
all just so much faff for something that's probably only going to be seen
by a handful of people.
15. When
a guy just cannot figure out how to undo your bra, it's awkward for all
involved.
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