Well this is a laugh and a half. Archaeologists in Poland
have been given a right treat this week, after they discovered a 300-year-old
DILDO during an excavation. Proving that women have been getting theirs
since the 1700s.
The sex toy is described as having been made from leather
and wood (sexy) and filled with bristles (less sexy). And it looks...well, like
a dildo.
The eight-inch sexual masterpiece was reportedly found in
a latrine, which for those who don't speak basic Latin-derived French, is a
toilet. Which doesn't strike us as the most glamorous location for a dildo party
but hey, who are we to judge.
Delightfully, a spokesperson for the Regional Office
for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk (where it was found) described the
dildo as "quite thick and rather large". Sterling work.
And the rather boastful spokesman even cared
to speculate that it was "probably dropped by someone in the
toilet...whether that was by accident or on purpose is anyone's guess
though."
Despite surviving for 300 years, the dildo isn't looking
the most enticing it's probably capable of, but
then it was found in a toilet.
And we are glad to hear it's being treated like the king
it most definitely is, and will be tended to by a preservation team. Presumably
to make sure it lasts for another 300 years.
What an absolutely precious tale.
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