Kim And Kanye Get Playful In Paris, Kanye Is Basically On Top Of His Wife

Kanye also grabbed a feel of his wife's infamous derriere. I'm loving this Kanye...

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Paris is known as the city of love, so it's no surprise that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were feeling pretty romantic as they arrived back at their hotel in the city.

Getting more than a little cosy, Kanye decided to basically walk ON TOP OF KIM before having a cheeky feel of her famous bum and disappearing up to their room.

We know this is meant to be romantic, and it's lovely to see them being all cute and cosy and in love, but does anyone else think this just kinda looks like he's giving Kim the heimlich maneuver? Mind you heimlich maneuver means "a first-aid procedure for dislodging an obstruction from a person's windpipe in which a sudden strong pressure is applied on their abdomen, between the navel and the ribcage".

Maybe he's hankering for a piggyback. Walking is tiring work, y'know.

Still, the two look really quite adorable and loved-up, so that's all that matters really.

Besides, they probably just want some alone time to be honest.

The 37-year-old looked to be in a playful mood with his 34-year-old wife, grabbing her and her new platinum blonde locks from behind and looking protective of his baby mama.

Judging by the coy smile on her face, Kim is loving it too.

N'awww.

At one point it even looks like he's giving Kim an affectionate kiss on the shoulder, proving that Kimye are stronger than ever, despite what some media reports say.

Before the two could completely escape the paps, Kanye subtly guided Kim in through the doors using her derriere.

And once he'd decided to nab a quick hold of his wife's behind, he wasn't letting go, with another shot showing the rapper still resting his hands on her famous asset.

If you can't get romantic in Paris, where can you, eh?

Kim has already attracted a load of headlines during her time in Paris, from merely changing the colour of her hair and sparking the creation of one hundred and one memes to wearing some, er, questionable fashions.

However, it's what she's said outside of Paris that's got everyone talking, as she's been discussing just how many times a day her and Kanye have sex.

In the new trailer for the tenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim admitted to a shocked and disgusted Khloe that her and Kanye have sex '500 times A DAY'.

FIVE. HUNDRED.

culled from Yahoo