If you’re a smoker, your non-smoking friends are probably too polite to let you know what they really think.
The truth hurts. That’s why we haven’t told you… up until now.
Brace yourselves, because this is what non-smokers won’t tell you about your habit…
1. We can totally tell someone’s a smoker just by smelling their breath
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2. And we can DEFINITELY tell someone’s a smoker by kissing them
3. Yes, your home does smell
4. And your car
5. You still smell after you come in from smoking outside
6. In fact, you still smell even after a shower
7. And yes, that does include when you’ve washed your hair
8. It’s really annoying that you have more breaks from work than the rest of us
9. We don’t really enjoy the ‘fresh air’ whilst sitting outside in December so you can light up
10. Chucking your cigarette butt on the ground totally counts as littering
11. Despite what you think, your coughing fits are definitely related to smoking
12. ‘Social’ smoking isn’t a thing – you’re a smoker as far as we can see
13. Walking behind you in the street is highly unpleasant
14. When you complain of not having enough money, we secretly think you should be cutting down on the cigarettes
15. Nothing about your addiction is sexy or cool to us
culled from metro.co.uk
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