Kristy Love is ready to find love
and says she is tired of her massive 48NN breasts getting
in the way of her love life.
"My boobies do not
need to be alone," she says on TLC's Strange love. "It's time for me
to find a man! I'm looking for true love. I'm looking for someone I love
and who loves me."
Her boobs started
developing when she was around 8 years old and Kristy explains she used to wear
two bras and multiple tops to try and shrink her bust - that she now uses to
squash men underneath, who pay around $1,300 a day for the privilege.
"I didn't feel good
about myself because I was different from everyone. I was embarrassed
and I was ashamed of these girls." But she's now learned to
love her figure and she wants to find a man who does too.
Kristy's breasts now
weight a whopping two stone EACH - that's 15.8lbs each, roughly the size of a
small child. But back ache aside, they also sound like a bit of a health and
safety hazard TBH.
"Sometimes they get
in the pot, sometimes they get in the pan," she says. "Sometimes they
get caught on the burner."
Now her services include
"squashing" clients as well as "body gliding," where Love
covers her breasts in oil and rubs them on the client's body.
But as all women with big boobs know, they do have
their perks. Especially when it comes to using them as a storage device, says
Kristy, who appears to keep half her worldly belongings between her breasts.
"In between my
cleavage I carry my perfume, my cell phone, my car keys, my driver's
license."
Fingers crossed Kristy
finds what she's looking for. Not only will she have love, but hopefully
someone who can carry her things so her boobs don't have to.
Culled: Cosmopolitan
Culled: Cosmopolitan
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