Tuesday, April 7, 2015

A Man To Be Sentenced For Ejaculating into His Colleague's Coffee

Now  this is one of the WORST office horror stories of all time. 
A man named Robert Lind, from Minnesota, is facing up to a year in prison after he decided to ejaculate into his colleague's coffee cup (not a euphemism) multiple times throughout the year. 

The unnamed female colleague called the police back in August, with concerns that Lind was leaving "bodily fluids" on her desk. She had caught him at her desk with his back turned to her, allegedly with his hands near his penis. According to the woman's complaint, Lind seemed completely caught off guard, and quickly went to another room in the office. 
She inspected her desk, and found it had a strong odor, like urine, but slightly different. Horrifically, she then noticed the same smell in her coffee, and later told police that she had been having an ongoing issue with her coffee tasting really terrible. Oh NO. 
When Lind met with the police, he admitted to ejaculating on the woman's desk, and into her coffee, on multiple occasions. He apparently did this because he fancied her, and thought it might be a good way to get her attention. 

Lind will be sentenced on the 22nd of May, and could face up to a year in jail.  
Culled:cosmopolitan

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