Photos: 16 truly majestic (yet somewhat terrifying) penis cakes

I wish i did not see this, but i can not help but share. See pictures of 16 truly majestic penis cakes. are they look nice, yet terrifying right?

1. Penis cupcakes work well, too.

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2. Nail art on your penis cake gives a chic pop of colour

3. Penis cake pops are an emerging  trend on the peen-baking scene.

 4. If you run out of icing, consider a circumcised design

 5. Add a drunken Barbie to the mix for total penis cake carnage

6. Cock-based wordplay will add a certain je ne s'ais quoi to your bake.

 7. When baking penis cakes, emphasise every wrinkle for maximum realism

 8. Or go vertical for an impressive 3D penis cake experience.

9. Yep. All about the wordplay.

10.  Penis cakes aren't just for hen parties, guys. You can put the ejaculating in congratulating, too. 

11. Safe sex is important, even when the penis is largely made of just sponge. 

12. Not sure this is part of your 5-a-day, TBH. 

13. Don't be afraid to give your cake-peen a bit of personality. 

14. You know you've made it when your name is written in fake jiz. #lifegoals

15. Is it a cake or an art installation? With this mid-flight semen design, nobody can be sure. 

 16. Make someone feel extra special by scribing their name along the shaft. Lucky Laura.